how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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