Ambien. No doubt about it.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cat food counts as protein by the way
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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