so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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