yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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