So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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