Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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