bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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