how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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