YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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