I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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