i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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