: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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