So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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