She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My bed smells like the plague
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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