Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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