no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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