Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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