false alarm. still invincible.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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