This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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