I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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