Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
