I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
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Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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