do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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