I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
