It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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