Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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