she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize