It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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