she woke up with a sticky ear
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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