I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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