: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
if only i could text you this smell
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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