If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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