Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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