If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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