Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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