I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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