I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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