You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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