sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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