I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
