My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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