hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
smell my finger.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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