Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Randomize
