My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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