Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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