So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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