if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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