i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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