i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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