didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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