He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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