I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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