is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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