Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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